Telegraphic

This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Telegraphic " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

TRYING TO FIND WAY HOME STOP EXHAUSTED AND NEED GO TO BED STOP WAS IN TOWN CENTRE KILLING TIME FOUND SELF IN PUB ACCEPT BAD IDEA STOP LONG JOURNEY MADE WEARY ALSO NIGHTLIFE V DREARY WIRED YOU ALL FOR HELP IN GETTING HOME STOP CAN YOU REPLY PLS QUERY