The subjective side

This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"The subjective side " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Show him the way to go home;
I'm tired and I'm not sure where it is.
You know that when he’s had a few, he won’t be told—
And that bottle there is his!

No matter how he goes—
In a stupor, trance or doze—
I'll be glad to see him finally find
The way that only he knows!