This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Spoonerisms " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

How me the gay to sho wome
I'm wired and I gant to bo to ted
I drad a hittle hink about a lour ago
And it's tone might ho gy read

Lo fatter nere I soam
Over rand or mea or whoam
You mill singways tear we alling gis thong
Thow he she may so ho wome