This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.
"Queneauvian #1: Beginning" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.
To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.
Show me the way it might start:
A writer imagines the banal -
Two chance encounters with some chap, two hours apart -
But by now, he's in its thrall!
He sets himself a trial
That will test his strength and guile:
Tell the same tale in some 99 ways;
That's Exercises in Style!