Modern style

This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Modern style" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Let’s go to my Hoxton pad
That cost me a good six hundred K.
I bought it with Andrea; then she left me, bitch.
But I kept the flat, so hey!

Let’s crack open the wine!
Do some E’s, maybe a line;
Then we’ll play some tunes till, like, 5am....
Come on, lads! All back to mine!