This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Medical " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Mr S. wants to go home.
He says that he’s “fed up of the ward.”
Reacted well to SSRIs early on,
Then improved of own accord.

Throughout his week-long stay,
S. got better day by day.
In conclusion, therefore, I recommend
Discharge, effective today.