This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Gallicisms " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Deerectmwa to mamaysong:
I veuh cooshay and I’m fateegay.
I had uhn petee bwassong, onveeron oon eur
And I’m com uhn Polonay!

It really fay duh rian
Oo zhe rest or ou zhe vian
Voomay cootay toozhoor shonton this song:
Deet if shaymwah is troh lwan!