This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Epenthesis" is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Shtow men ther zway ton gon chome!
Sim taird hand li qwant tro gol sto bend.
Ai hard ma litstle droink abnout man chour gago
Angd yit’s goone righth two myr heand.

Nor mattler wheare if groam,
Hover bland lor seam nor fwoam,
Your swill talways hearl mer singsong thirs psong:
Showl mie them wayt tto gov mhome!