This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Cross-examination " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

Where do you want to go? Home.
You’re tired? Yes: I want to go to bed.
And how much did you drink, and when? A bit, just

Where did that go? To my head!

Where have you been (pick three)?
To: 1. Foam 2. Land 3. Sea.
And is that you singing? Probably, yes!
Who wants to get back home? Me.