This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Apocope " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

I’m dreadful tire an nee a res!
Appreci th direct you’v giv me.
I should hav ha Glenfidd on an emp stom, I thin,
As I’m beginn to fee quea.

Wherev I’m like to wand,
There no locat tha I’m fond
Of tha tha hous tha I’m forev sing ab,
Th prec rout to which I pond.