This is part of the complete Exercises in Song cycle being released on this site.

"Abusive " is a bonus exercise, not to be found in Raymond Queneau's original Exercices de Style nor in the translations.

To be sung to the tune of "Show Me The Way To Go Home". More information here.

What is your problem, you twit?
You can’t see the turning that I missed?
I may have got emotional but you’re no help—
And how dare you say I’m pissed?!

You’re spiteful and unkind,
And now I’ve got half a mind
To let everyone know just what you’re like!
Stuff your way up your behind!