Spoiler alert!

I finally posted all print copies of Exercises in Song 2008. Less than half a dozen of them went in the nigh-overflowing postbox in Eynsham, so a light-fingered fellow villager—with arms like a monkey— might have plenty of reading this Christmas at your expense.

But if you've ordered a copy, and you're avidly following the web version, you should probably set it aside until after December 25. As a compendium work rather than an advent calendar, it does contain the Christmassy exercise, quite prominently.

See? See what you're all missing out on? Why haven't you ordered a copy yet?